WHY CAN'T I BE LESS BEAUTIFUL

Oh my god...I just spent the day reading the worst fan fiction ever...and that is not just my opinion, even Google says it's true observe - [link] and if Google says it, it is Vatican law and can not be changed.

This was so deliciously horrible, so wonderfully vile...it was awesomely bad.

I HAD to draw something for it, my hands compelled me too draw out my favorite scene where Ebony the sue vampire wants to stab herself with a steak ( yes...a steak not a stake ) all the characters in this fic are exactly the same, they all have mid back length black hair (because apparently it's a sin against Satan to cut your hair short ) with assorted colored streaks in it ( blue, red, pink, purple,) they all have either red, blue or green eyes. their all anorexic vampires either half or whole, with big "bobs" (yes bobs) their all depressed cutter Goths that dress like whores, go to concerts in America while in a school that’s suppose to be in Scotland, shop at hot topic and ONLY hot topic and "smoke a lot of drugs" ( I'm gonna go and smoke some booze I hope ya'll don't mind) every other scene involves this sue Slashing herself with every male character in a 5 mile radius of the school, cutting herself or crying blood.

I WISH I was making it up but you have to read it for yourself just to know how fantastically rotten it is, [link] OR if you don't like to read, there’s a video over it and all it's "goffik" glory [link] I'm not a fan fiction writer OR a Goth, but if I was either I would be so horribly insulted... stuff like THIS is the reason why other people hate Goths.

I wish I was an anorexic, blue eyed, vampire then I could have Draco Malfoly all to myself!-- god damn self insert sue slashers but in ALL seriousness about the picture...I am actually very upset that this came out as well as it did art wise...it was intended to be a mockery but it wound up coming out really well...

She brought the lulz, I enjoyed her fic so much---not the way she intended for it to be enjoyed, but I enjoy it greatly

...in other news my Gallery is becoming a complete taco fest...expect some sausage very soon.

Ebony Dark ‘Ness Dementia Raven Way © Tara Gilesbie

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